Come to Javaland

To all those programming hillbillies like me out there in the European wilderness: After long years of hiding in the outback working in a blackforest informatics cole mine until drop, upcoming March I now finally will ride all the long way to glory Javaland country. Yee-ha! Glad to meet you Java coders all over there at Phantasialand (Brühl / Germany; near to Cologne). Let’s meet at the hotel bar (for a cocoa or diet coke — I’m 40, you know)! Howdy!